New HC Merch has landed!

Spring cleaning got your closet feeling empty? Self conscious about your hydration technique? These brand spakin’ new Hypnotic Clambake Merch offerings are exactly what you need!

Have you managed to find the ideal balance between keeping calm and baking on? Are you looking to boost the morale of your fellow Bakers? This tee was MADE for you. Go on and sport it!

This water bottle is the perfect size to carry the exact amount of water you need to stay the perfect amount of hydrated throughout your day. It can also contain the exact amount of Vodka you need to get totally plastered for your night out. Truthfully, you can put whatever you want in here!